sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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