That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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