She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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