Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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