Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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