my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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