hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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