they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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