god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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