No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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