i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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