drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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