Apparently you make a good broom.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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