Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
