I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you inspire me to be a worse person
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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