If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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