I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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