Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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