i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
