your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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