Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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