Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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