The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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