did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
