Define "chronic" masturbator.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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