You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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