Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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