found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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