I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
