I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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