I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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