jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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