He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
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Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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