Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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