Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?