Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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