I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is it because I queefed?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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