That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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