Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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