its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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