The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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