Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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