on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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