She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
