hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I wear drunk well.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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