How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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