The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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