my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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