I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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