Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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