Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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