So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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