we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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