Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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