My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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