does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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