You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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