I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
