why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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My breasts were aching with rage.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
do nipples grow back?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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